escape clause: 1 thumb and 1 stub up!
santa sangre: recommended with a bit of smoke.
If I had to guess what just happened, I’d say __________________________________________.
faces in the crowd: if milla’s new movie had been realistic, it would not have been possible to make.
netflix: you know you have a customer service problem when your reviews voted “most helpful” are actually questions for you and they end with eleven question marks.
chop kick panda: not kung fu panda.
harry and the hendersons: unexceptable.
willy wonka and the chocolate factory: i’ll let my kid watch hellraiser first.
willy wonka and the chocolate factory: charlie bucket competes through a series of psychological tortures for a chance to beome a corporate executive.